Patriot Lobster T-Shirt

I could write an entire dissertation on the ridiculousness of MREs and their accessories. It's clear that the sons-of-bitches at the MRE plant are some real, sick sadists. The best side-items come with worst main courses and vice versa. That typically leaves you in a situation where you have to barter and trade like you? re in some sort of apocalyptic scene out of Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome. But one of the most ludicrous parts of the MRE is highlighted in the heating pack.